卡尔文·柯立芝Calvin Coolidge
他把「少说两句」变成了一种国家元首的作风。He turned “say less” into the working style of a head of state.
HALL OF BOREDOM
无聊名人堂Hall of Boredom
九位名人。
共同点：都不太着急。Nine famous names.
In common: none of them were in a hurry.
约翰·凯奇John Cage
他证明了「什么都没有」也可以是一件作品。He proved that “nothing at all” can also be a work.
安迪·沃霍尔Andy Warhol
他把「看着什么都不发生」做成了艺术。He turned “watching nothing happen” into art.
第欧根尼Diogenes
他主动放弃了所有「值得一提」的东西。He gave up everything that could be called noteworthy — on purpose.
奥勃洛摩夫Oblomov
他是世界文学史上最著名的「躺平者」。He is the most famous “lying flat” figure in world literature.
巴特尔比Bartleby
拒绝也可以是不动声色的。Refusal can be entirely without drama.
西西弗斯Sisyphus
无限重复、毫无进展——这大概是「无聊」的终极形态。Endless repetition with no progress — the final form of boredom.
纪春生Ji Chunsheng
他用一个姿势，代表了一代人下班后的状态。With one pose, he represented what a whole generation looks like after work.
数据录入员 PaulPaul, the data entry clerk
他是被研究「算」出来的无聊，也因此出了名。He became famous for being calculated into boredom.
入选标准：不是他们没做过事，是他们把「没什么可说的」做成了一件事。Entry criteria: not that they did nothing, but that they turned “nothing to say” into something.
OPEN NOMINATION / 公开提名OPEN NOMINATION
提名一位Nominate someone
九位是馆方选的。
第十位由你来提。The nine were chosen by the museum.
The tenth is up to you.
他可以是名人，也可以是虚构角色，或者……就是你身边那个人。A famous name, a fictional character — or, frankly, someone you know.
提名会进入「候选区」，由馆方决定是否正式入馆。不提也行——光是想想也挺有意思。Nominations go to the candidates' area; the museum decides who is formally inducted. Thinking about it is fine too.
CANDIDATES / 候选区CANDIDATES
访客提名墙Visitor nominations
这里是访客提的名，还没正式入馆。顺序不代表名次。Nominated by visitors, not yet formally inducted. The order means nothing.
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