卡尔文·柯立芝Calvin Coolidge
他把「少说两句」变成了一种国家元首的作风。He turned “say less” into the working style of a head of state.
HALL OF BOREDOM / 008
纪春生Ji Chunsheng
1993 · 中国 · 情景喜剧《我爱我家》1993 · China · sitcom “I Love My Family” · Ji Chunsheng
他是《我爱我家》里一个不太靠谱的客人。一进门就瘫在沙发上，四肢摊开，眼神放空。这个姿势在 2016 年被网友翻了出来，成了风靡全网的「葛优躺」——教科书级别的「什么都不干」。He is a rather unreliable guest in the 1993 sitcom I Love My Family. He flops onto the sofa, limbs spread, eyes blank. In 2016 the internet rediscovered the pose and it became a nationwide meme — a textbook case of doing nothing.
「我这一辈子啊，就没干过什么正经事。」“I've never done a single proper thing in my life.”
入选理由：他用一个姿势，代表了一代人下班后的状态。Why they are here: With one pose, he represented what a whole generation looks like after work.
名人堂其他成员Other members
约翰·凯奇John Cage
他证明了「什么都没有」也可以是一件作品。He proved that “nothing at all” can also be a work.
安迪·沃霍尔Andy Warhol
他把「看着什么都不发生」做成了艺术。He turned “watching nothing happen” into art.
第欧根尼Diogenes
他主动放弃了所有「值得一提」的东西。He gave up everything that could be called noteworthy — on purpose.
奥勃洛摩夫Oblomov
他是世界文学史上最著名的「躺平者」。He is the most famous “lying flat” figure in world literature.
巴特尔比Bartleby
拒绝也可以是不动声色的。Refusal can be entirely without drama.
西西弗斯Sisyphus
无限重复、毫无进展——这大概是「无聊」的终极形态。Endless repetition with no progress — the final form of boredom.
数据录入员 PaulPaul, the data entry clerk
他是被研究「算」出来的无聊，也因此出了名。He became famous for being calculated into boredom.